A true adult keeps grocery bins in the trunk of his car. Look for him!
People ask me why Musiq Soul Child? Friends, grey hair. That’s some lifetime shit. For those of you that have the book – thankyouthankyou 🙏 If you want it, get it here.
There’s one Toblerone! You said I could have it, though it’s technically yours.
It’s done and I’m sad, but fine. Some say it’s not love. I say it’s savage.
Gassy little fruit. You’re a substitute for carbs. That’s why I love you. Trying some new prompts from friends in the next couple of haikus! It’s pretty fun and increases your quick-thinking skillz. Got a prompt for me? Email me at email@example.com
Thin, without substance, depth, or anything to hold. That’s how your love is.
Stole your ideas on love from the movies and wound up with drama. Inspired by the Modern Love podcast episode “Manic Pixie Dream Girl”
Was wishing for you. Granted, I found someone real – real love of my life.
No, I’m not the one for you. I’m also not one to stay here unloved.
I’m Thinkin’ Bout You and Frank Ocean and that night love poured out our eyes.