You’ve made her happy for years. I’m grateful but won’t ever understand. Advertisements
I’ve done so much, yet you just want to talk about why I’m not married.
You said “okay” when some guy decided to give you a ring. That’s great.
Your husband’s an ass. Is there ever a good time to say this to you?
I’m not your best friend. Make me your angel, your queen and you’ll be my king. (My unpopular opinion on all those lovely Facebook announcements.)